Privacy Policy
We take your privacy seriously – but without taking ourselves too seriously. Here’s the short and sweet version of how things work around here:
The Basics
We collect as little information about you as possible. Usually, that means just your name, email address, and anything you type into our contact form (be nice).
We only use this information to reply to you, fulfil orders, or send you updates if you’ve actually asked for them.
What We Don’t Do
We don’t sell your data.
We don’t rent your data.
We don’t loan your data out for a spin around the block.
Basically, your details stay right here.
Cookies (the digital kind, not the edible ones)
This site may use cookies to make things work properly. They don’t track your every move across the internet. They just help the site remember little things, like whether you’ve seen the cookie notice before.
Third Parties
We don’t share your information with third parties. The only time we might is if the law says we absolutely must (for example, if MI5 shows up demanding access – unlikely, but technically possible).
Your Rights
You have the right to:
Ask what information we hold about you.
Ask us to delete it.
Ask us to stop contacting you (though we’ll be sad).
Just send us an email and we’ll sort it out quickly.
Data Storage
Your information is stored securely and only for as long as it’s needed. After that, it’s deleted, shredded, and possibly ceremonially set on fire (metaphorically speaking).
Changes to This Policy
We might tweak this page occasionally to keep it fresh and compliant. If we do, the updated version will be posted here.
Contact Us:
If you’ve got any questions, or if you’d like us to delete your details, just get in touch via the contact form or email.
Final statement: Think of us as the Fort Knox of flower paintings – only with more glitter and fewer machine guns.